(uplifting classical music) - I've come round with my begging bull sister.

Have you anything for the switzer and raffle?

- I have often had cause to wish we lived in a less godly society.

For wherever there is altruism.

There is invariably a raffle (cupboard slams shut) - Marmalade And plenty of it.

(glass jars clink) - Good gracious, someone's been busy.

There must be a year's supply in here.

- The gesture is not entirely devoid of self-interest.

(laughs)